Big Don
Samuel L. Jackson as "Big Don" in True Romance (1993):
I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang.
Josh Baskin
Josh Baskin
Actor: Tom Hanks (age 31 in this movie)
Josh Baskin's Memorable Quotes:
Scotty Brennan
Josh
See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy.Well, I'll stay away from her, then.
Susan
Josh
I'm not so sure we should do this.Do what?Well, I like you, and I want to spend the night with you.Do you mean sleep over?Well, yeah.OK... but I get to be on top.
Josh
Scotty Brennan
What's this?Pay day.

[Opens up the envelope and looks at his check]

A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN DOLLARS?Yeah. They really screw you don't they?
Josh
Billy
Will you please leave? I got a deadline to meet. Gosh.Who do you think you are ?HEY!You're Josh Baskin, remember? You broke your arm on my roof! You hid in MY basement when Robert Dyson was about to rip your head off!You don't get it, do you? This is important!I'm your best friend. What's more important than that, huh?

[Turns to leave]

And I'm three months older than you are, ASSHOLE!
Josh
It's a glow-in-the-dark compass ring. So you don't get lost.
Josh
Paul
I'm much better at video hockey.That's not a sport.It requires hand and eye coordination.It's not a sport if you don't sweat.What about golf? It's a sport and you don't sweat.It's not a sport if you let a machine do all the work.What about car racing?Shut up, Baskin.
Mrs. Baskin
Josh
You have my son?[Over the phone] Yes.Look, if you touch one hair on his head, I swear I will spend the rest of my life making sure you suffer.Wow, thanks.
Personnel Director
Josh
[1399]:Where did you go to school?It was called George Washington.Oh G.W. My brother-in-law got his doctorate there. Did you pledge?Yes. Every morning.
Josh
[checking Billy's baseball cards]Got it, got it, need it, got it...
Mac MacMillan
Josh
You can't see this on a marketing report.Um, what's a marketing report?Exactly.
Josh
Paul

[playing racketball]

That was under the line.What?That was under the line. You said it had to be over the line on a serve.No, I didn't.Yeah you did. You said it had to be over the line on a serve.No I did not, now give me the goddamn ball!Well that's cheating.Give me the Goddamn ball, will you?No.Give me the ball, you little shit.It's my serve.Give me the ball! GIVE ME THE GODDAMN BALL! I never said that!Yes you did.Give me the...

[Josh starts to run, Paul gives chase]

Give me the... Give me the ball. Give me the ball!
Josh
Scotty Brennan

[inputting toy orders]

The Dinky Link... Jimmy's Toy Box...

[in the next cubicle]

Psst, hey, I'm Scott Brennan.I'm Josh Baskin.Listen, what're you tryin' to do, get us all fired? You gotta pace yourself, slowly, slowly.It's my first day.I know!
Billy
Josh

[noticing a dingy hotel that says "St. James"]

This one looks all right.No, it doesn't.St. James, Josh! It's religious.
Bank Teller
Josh

[cashing Josh's first paycheck]

Okay, so how would you like that?

[he and Billy discuss it privately, then return to the window]

Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones.[pause] Okay...

[takes out stack of $1 bills]

One, two, three, four...
Billy
Josh
So you got a job, where you play with all these toys.Yup!And they're gonna pay you for that!Yup!SUCKERS!
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