El Mariachi
Antonio Banderas as "El Mariachi" in Desperado (1995):
I'm looking for a man who calls himself Bucho. That's all. And you had to do it the hard way.
Longshanks - King Edward I
Longshanks - King Edward I
Actor: Patrick McGoohan (age 67 in this movie)
Longshanks - King Edward I's Memorable Quotes:
Longshanks
Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing.
Longshanks
[to Prince Edward] One day you will be a king. At least try to act like one.
Longshanks
Prince Edward
Phillip
Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?I have declared Phillip my high counselor.Is he qualified?I am skilled in the arts of war and military tactics, Sire.Are you? Then tell me, what advice would you offer on the present situation?
Longshanks
Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country. So whom do I send?
Longshanks
The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.
Longshanks
English General
Archers.[1931]:I beg pardon, sire. Won't we hit our own troops?Yes... but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reserves. Attack.
Longshanks
Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead... just as good.
Longshanks
Prince Edward
Scottish rebels have routed one of my garrisons and murdered the noble lord.I heard. This Wallace is a brigand, nothing more.And how would you deal with this 'brigand?'Like any common thief. Have the local magistrate arrest him and punish him accordingly.[to all] Leave us.

[room clears, then Longshanks strikes the Prince]

Wallace has already killed the magistrate, and taken control of the town!
Longshanks
Prince Edward
What news of the North?Nothing new, Your Majesty. We've sent riders to speed any word.I heard the word in France where I was fighting to expand your future kingdom. The word, my son, is that our entire Northern Army is *annihilated*.
Royal Magistrate
Longshanks
A most excellent idea, sire.Is it?
Longshanks
[instituting the right of Prima Nocte]If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out.
King's Advisor
Longshanks
Milord, the princess might be taken hostage or her life be put in jeopardy.Oh, my son would be most distressed by that. Uh, but in truth, if she were to be killed, we would soon find the king of France a useful ally against the Scots. You see, as king, you must find the good in any situation.
Longshanks
My son's loyal wife returns, unkilled by the heathen.
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