Theatrical release poster
- An awesome kick-ass cast, a kick-ass plot, kick-ass action scenes, kick-ass special effects ... a just all around kick-ass film.
- This cememnted Michael Bay as probably the most saught after Action film director of his generation. A Jerry Bruckheimer production with Bay directing would become a guaranteed blockbuster.
Starring: Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler. Directed by Michael Bay. Time to kick some asteroid.
I never told anybody this before, but I hate flyin'. So it would be an awful shame to die now.
That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
Boy, that's bad.
I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot.
Guess what guys, it's time to embrace the horror! Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!
Houston, you have a problem. You see, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. Now I don't know what you people are doing down there, but we've got a hole to dig up here!
Baby, do you think its possible that anyone else in the world is doing this very same thing at this very same moment?
I hope so, otherwise, what the hell are we trying to save?